Hi all:
Jim isn't coming home today. He's too sick, and he has a bowel obstruction.
A bit of sarcastic humor, if you don't mind.
I remember back in the olden days (lol) when you would go to the hospital and the nuns were the nurses. (They were much nicer than the nuns that were teachers...well most of them were.) Anyway, if you didn't poop in 8 days, they would think....wait. you never got to 8 days. If you didn't poop in 3 days, they were going in after it.
Well, today, after 8 days of Jim not going to the bathroom and not being able to hold a sip of water in in belly without it coming out the other end, they decide to give him an xray to see if he is obstructed. Just what he needed...more radiation. And guess what. He is. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. That was sooooooooo smart of them. wow. I am sooooo impressed with the gene pool out there. Don't listen to the wife who for days has been telling them that her husband is full of...well, you know.
HELLO. Stuff in, no stuff out after 8 days.....you're stuffed.
I swear them nurses need their knuckles cracked with a good strong ruler.
Gloria (Dolly)
Please pray for him. He's so discouraged.
1 comment:
Hi Dolly,
How are things with Jim? Dad had a bowel obstruction early on in his battle with cancer. He remembers it as one of the worst times of his 14 year illness!
Let us know how Jim is doing.
Much love and prayers!
Rachel
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